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"Krystal"

Sets up channel partners & is responsible for strategic partnerships. Also responsible for marketing vegout.com's services to the consumer.
Quick Profile:

Single and pretty. Doesn't flaunt her looks
Lives in Westchester County with her parents. Lives out in the country on a small farm
Waiting for the right man to come along. "Grandma" will tell her. In the meantime, she has her horse
She appears to be very happy with herself. Too happy. We get jealous
She is especially proud of her amythest and garnet collection
Her favorite pasttimes are Yoga, meditation, and accupuncute. She does not believe in Feng Shui
Favorite saying,"THIS HOUSE...IS....CLEAN...

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Spirit of Grandma...please present yourself...oh, please channel your soul to mine...oh Spirit...

OHH, hi, I didn't see you. I'm Krysal--don't have a last name. I think long names are bad Karma--they clutter the aura surrounding oneself. I just started with vegout.com last week. People get spooked with me, and so I go from job to job. I don't mind though. A job is just a physical manifestation of your inner body. My body is just a shell encompassing the true me. I have reached self-actualization and it's very difficult for the living to understand me. I have to channel those who are no longer with us, as they are the ones that understand where I coming from. I am just an outsider, looking in... Oops, just a moment--Grandma just connected...
Hi Grandmother...how are you? I am fine. You were right...the magnet around my neck does help me swallow my food better...the pins in my face are helping also--I can feel the pain, and thus have reached self-actualization quicker...when can they come out? They are interfering a bit with the magnet...
Grandma, I have realized that Feng Shui is the quintessential decoy in discovering truth. Everyone is so busy rearranging furniture, that they have forgotten to look from within. I have realized that life does trully begin from within, without furniture...I am gonna give up all my worldly possessions, except for my horse, Ruby... ...I cut his tail off so that he could liberate himself from the burdens of imbalance.
Grandma, grandma! Are you there? Come in Grandma! DAMEON? Dameon, get off this channel! Sorry Grandma...anyhow, someone is here, so I have to go. I will keep the candle burning for you. Can we channel Wednesday night after Yoga? Bye!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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